Dear Ike,

Hey Dude, what’s cookin? Bro, you were sizzling. I can’t believe you think this place is the slammer. Brother, you need to chill out. Its the bomb here! Hey Ike, you need to chill. Love you bro. See ya next year. I kinda framed you for stealing a chew toy. Sorry!

           Bye little dude,

                  Jerry the wiener dog